Our NBA midseason awards recognize men on fire who take flight and got game
The Denzealouts are a nod to Denzel Washington movies. Why? Why not?
With all due respect to Jack Nicholson, Spike Lee, E-40, Drake and Billy Crystal, Los Angeles Lakers courtside season-ticket holder Denzel Washington is the coolest NBA fan. So in honor of the two-time Academy Award winner, The Undefeated’s 2017-18 NBA midseason awards are named after Washington’s movie roles, other characters in his movies or the movie itself.
Why? Why not?
We’re calling them “The Denzealots,” after the name given to listeners of the amazing now-deceased podcast Denzel Washington Is the Greatest Actor of All Time Period, from comedians W. Kamau Bell and Kevin Avery.
“I love it. Denzealot approved,” said Bell, who also hosts the CNN show United Shades of America.
And the winners are …
Matt Lee Whitlock (Out of Time) Award for Best Clutch Player: Raptors guard DeMar DeRozan
DeMar DeRozan and LeBron James have been the top two players in the NBA so far with clutch points. DeRozan gets the edge because of his degree of difficulty in nailing those shots without the physical attributes that James possesses.
Alonzo HARRIS (Training Day) Award for Most Intimidating Player: Cavaliers forward LeBron James
When players talk about best player in the league, James is usually the first name that comes up. It’s tough to imagine an NBA star playing better in season 15 than he did in season 10. But James is doing just that.
Rubin Carter (the Hurricane) Award for Player You Don’t want to fight: Heat forward James Johnson
Did you see that quick punch that the Miami Heat’s James Johnson recently landed on bigger Toronto Raptors forward Serge Ibaka that got him suspended? James is also a second-degree black belt in martial arts who has been fighting since childhood.
Frank Lucas (American Gangster) Award for Most Intimidating Tough Guy: Warriors forward David West
David West gave James a forearm shiver during a regular-season game last season. The svelte 6-foot-9, 250-pounder has been in a few NBA dustups and is rumored to lift weights after games.
Roman J. Israel, Esq. Award for Best Hair: Rockets guard Gerald Green
Houston Rockets guard Gerald Green had the Rockets logo braided in his hair after signing with the team in late December 2017. The Houston native recently changed to an Astros logo in his hair.
Eli (The Book of Eli) Award for Best Shooter: Warriors guard Stephen Curry
Golden State Warriors guard Stephen Curry is the NBA’s most feared 3-point shooter, perhaps of all time. The two-time NBA MVP nailed 10 3-pointers in a game this season.
Troy Maxson (Fences) Award for Most Outspoken Family Member: Lakers guard Lonzo Ball’s dad, LaVar Ball
LaVar Ball, the founder of Big Baller Brand, finds a way to stay in the spotlight and draw the ire of the basketball world with his comedic and outspoken ways. Ball’s latest controversy was saying that Lakers coach Luke Walton had lost his players.
Whip Whitaker (Flight) Award for Best Dunker: Thunder guard Terrance Ferguson
Green, Chicago Bulls guard Zach LaVine, Warriors rookie forward Jordan Bell and Orlando Magic forward Aaron Gordon would probably beg to differ. But Oklahoma City Thunder guard Terrance Ferguson’s high-flying jams have been Jordanesquely beautiful.
The Great Debaters Award for Best Trash-Talker: 76ers center Joel Embiid/Warriors forward Draymond Green (tie)
Joel Embiid’s antics are so loud that they even worked against Oklahoma City Thunder guard Russell Westbrook. Whether it’s opponents or referees, Draymond Green always gets a word in — loudly.
Herman Boone (Remember the Titans) Award for Best CoacH: HEAT COACH Erik SpoelstrA
If the playoffs were to start today, Erik Spoelstra’s Heat would not only be in, they would be the fourth seed in the East. Keep in mind that Miami may not even have an All-Star this season.
Titans (Remember the Titans) Award for Best Team: Warriors
The Rockets and Boston Celtics have shown signs of being the NBA’s best team. But when the Warriors are healthy, they seem unbeatable with their quadruple All-Star lineup.
Jake Shuttlesworth (He Got Game) Award for Best Older Player: Kings forward Vince Carter
San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili got consideration as well. But Sacramento Kings forward Vince Carter (“Vinsanity”), who turns 41 on Jan. 26, wins the award for scoring 24 points in a win over James and the Cavs on Dec. 27.
Jesus Shuttlesworth (He Got Game) Award for Best Rookie: 76ers GUARD Ben Simmons
This season’s rookie class will go down as one of the best of all time. But Sixers guard Ben Simmons wins for having the best all-around game as one of the rookie leaders in scoring, rebounding, assists and steals.
Malcolm X (Malcolm X) Award for Most Woke Player: Warriors team
Curry and several of his Golden State teammates expressed a lack of interest in taking a trip to the White House to celebrate their 2017 NBA championship. President Donald Trump uninvited Curry, and essentially the Warriors, afterward.
Bleek Gilliam (Mo’ Better Blues) Leadership Award: Rockets guard Chris Paul
James Harden and the Rockets were successful before the arrival of the veteran Paul. But when Paul and Harden have been healthy, the Rockets have been basically unbeatable with the newcomer Paul setting the tone.
Shadow Henderson (Mo’ BETTER Blues) Needs the Spotlight Award: Bucks forward Giannis Antetokounmpo
Giannis Antetokounmpo, “The Greek Freak,” has been lost in the shadow of other elite NBA players. But NBA fans showed their love for him by making him the leading vote-getter in the first ballot returns for starters at the 2018 NBA All-Star Game.
John Creasy (Man on Fire) Award for Best Defender: Warriors forward Draymond Green
Green’s teammate, Kevin Durant, may be the 2017 NBA Defensive Player of the Year’s biggest competition for the award. Green is a stifling defender who always seems to make a big defensive stop in the clutch.
Detective Keith Frazier (Inside Man) Award for Best Post Player: 76ers center Joel Embiid
Embiid has brought back the old-school post game reminiscent of Hall of Famers Hakeem Olajuwon and Kevin McHale. New Orleans Pelicans center DeMarcus Cousins also has a nice post game, but Embiid gets the nod.
Denzel Washington Award for Most Valuable Player: Warriors forward Kevin Durant
Durant is having perhaps the best season of his illustrious career, one he has boosted with defensive play that is garnering NBA Defensive Player of the Year attention. The new member of the 20,000-point club believes he is one of the greats not only now but in NBA history. Hard to argue.