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Obituary reads woman would rather die than vote for Clinton or Trump

Talk about the real meaning of ‘vote or die’

When you want to make a political statement from the grave, you have to work that much harder to be noticed.

According to her obituary published in May 17’s Richmond Times Dispatch, Mary Anne Noland refused to make the choice of whom to vote for in the 2016 presidential election — Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump — instead choosing to go home to the Lord.

“Faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Anne Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God on Sunday, May 15, 2016, at the age of 68,” the obituary reads.

Noland wasn’t feeling either candidate. R.I.P. Mary Noland … R.I.P., ma’am.

Kelley Evans is a general editor at The Undefeated. She is a food passionista, helicopter mom and an unapologetic southerner who spends every night with the cast of The Young and the Restless by way of her couch.