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What Had Happened Was: 5/24/16

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GAME. BLOUSES.

Holy Bismack Biyombo. We have ourselves a series.

It wasn’t long ago that most of us would have said a Cleveland Cavaliers sweep was more likely than the Toronto Raptors winning a single game in this matchup, and now the Raptors have won two. Kyle Lowry and DeMar DeRozan combined for 67 points Monday night — their most ever as a duo — but it was the team’s 23-year-old center who stole the entire show. Seriously, watch Kevin Love’s face here as it sweeps over him: Oh, s—.

Things can change so quickly. Cleveland routed Toronto in the first two games of the series by a combined 50 points, only to squander Games 3 and 4 by a combined 21 points. When the Raptors lost, though, they got next to nothing from a struggling Lowry and DeRozan. But the Cavaliers? This loss came despite the team making six of its eight 3-pointers in the third quarter, connecting on its first 11 shots in the fourth quarter and with LeBron James playing the entire final period. Sometimes you just get got. Ain’t that right, LeBron?

Whether or not the Cavaliers can snatch this series back (Love got banged up Monday night) is still to be seen. What is more certain, regardless of the future results, is this: Wooooo, boy, Biyombo is about to get paid.

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SOCIAL STATUS

When the Raptors and Cavaliers first began their series, a basketball fan named Kazeem Famuyide (@RealLifeKaz) made a bold proclamation: If the Raptors could win two games, then he would put his phone in a teriyaki stir-fry and eat the damn thing. Now, leaving aside why he’d need to fry his phone and consume it to properly pay off a bet, let’s just enjoy the fact that the man is not backing down from his tough talk:

https://twitter.com/RealLifeKaz/status/734948802784821248

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BLESSINGS!

Welp, Drake sat courtside again Monday night at the Raptors game (as per usual) and it led to some excellent observations on social media:

Even Drake himself got in on the mockery, sending out an Instagram photo that Kyrie Irving will be none too pleased with. It’s OK, though, Kyrie. You’re in good company.


IT’S YO BIRTHDAY

A special happy birthday shoutout goes to the most interesting man in MLB: Bartolo Colon. Now, Colon has been suspended in the past for performance-enhancing drugs, but no one actually cares. We only get into prolonged hand-wringing regarding PEDs to continue shaming the best player to ever live, remember? Anyway, it’s no wonder why Colon is so beloved. Like, have you seen this?

Reminder: Despite being listed at 5-foot-11 and 283 pounds, Colon can reportedly do splits and kick his legs above his head like a cheerleader. Happy 43rd, homie.


FOR THE CULTURE


TOP THREE TWEETS

Every morning we’ll hit you here with the best of what we saw on social media the previous night. Why? Why not?

1. Let there be…

2. Gimme the loot

3. I mean…


#ICYMI

Our own Mike Wise penned a column yesterday explaining how you can’t poll morality. The Washington NFL team’s name, he says, is not something that can be justified, no matter how many folks in a Washington Post poll say otherwise. Not when the reality is this, anyway:

In the 40-plus year controversy over the name of Washington’s football team name, it’s possible that some will attempt to use this poll to end the debate. But that’s the same simplistic logic and callousness that got us here Every major tribal organization has called for it to change – possibly a sign that public opinion could eventually match the moral position. Teenagers warring with their own school administrations have gotten rid of more than a dozen Native mascots in just two years Public opinion can be a component of decision-making. But to frame one’s own level of moral outrage on what percentage of a people we have actually aggrieved hints at a fundamental lack of understanding of the issue.


PICTURE PERFECT

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Ryan Cortes is a staff writer for The Undefeated. Lemon pepper his wings.

Rhiannon Walker is an associate editor at The Undefeated. She is a drinker of Sassy Cow Creamery chocolate milk, an owner of an extensive Disney VHS collection, and she might have a heart attack if Frank Ocean doesn't drop his second album.

Kofie Yeboah asks for Sweet Tea at every restaurant and recites approximately 2.5 Spongebob lines per hour.