The 25 most Instagram-worthy lines from Drake’s new ‘Scorpion’
One caption-ready lyric from each of the double album’s 25 tracks
4:25 PMDrake is back with Scorpion. So you know what that means, right? Lyrics from his 25-track double album will serve as a bible of Instagram captions for the rest of the year. Drizzy‘s lines are, and have always been, the perfect commentary for photos taken during any occasion: girls’ night out, flexing with your boys, boo-lovin’, vacay, graduation, your mama’s birthday — everything! Here are the best from Scorpion. Some are a full bar, others are simply a line. No need to thank us, but you’re welcome.
I’ve had too many nights to mention, that’s just the beginnin’
Yeah, I’m lightskinned, but I’m still a dark n—a
I wanna thank God for workin’ way harder than Satan / He’s playin’ favorites, it feels amazin’
There’s times when I wish I was where I was / Back when I used to wish I was here
5. “God’s Plan”
Bad things / It’s a lot of bad things / that they wishin’ and wishin’ and wishin’ / They wishin’ on me
6. “I’m Upset”
You tryna check? / This is real life, n—as think we playin’ chess
7. “8 Out of 10”
Try to pay it less mind / They been keepin’ tabs on me like I’m payin’ next time
8. “Mob Ties”
Heard you hit up so and so, that name don’t ring a bell
9. “Can’t Take a Joke”
I be out here on my own / I’m just tryna set the tone
10. “Sandra’s Rose”
I’m standin’ at the top of where you n—as are climbin’ to reach
11. “Talk Up” (feat. Jay-Z)
You probably wouldn’t believe everything that you seein’ right now if it wasn’t live action
12. “Is There More”
Only lyin’ I do is lyin’ out in the tropics
They don’t want problems with me / Talk used to be cheap, nowadays it’s free
2. “Summer Games”
I expected more from you honestly / Said you want a simple life and that’s not me
You have potential, I could’ve shape it
4. “Nice For What”
Had a man last year, life goes on
It takes some finesse / I seen you finesse
6. “Ratchet Happy Birthday”
It’s your birthday, baby, it’s your birthday … / Who’s gonna love you on your worst day?
7. “That’s How You Feel”
… drink ’til the sun up / Grind ’til you come up / Work all winter, Shine all summer
8. “Blue Tint”
What a time this is to be alive for this s—
9. “In My Feelings”
the new me is really still the real me
10. “Don’t Matter to Me” (feat. Michael Jackson)
Wild Things you’re doin’ at Night / Trips to wherever feels right
11. “After Dark” (feat. Static Major & Ty Dolla $ign)
Late night like Left Eye, I’m creepin’
12. “Final Fantasy”
You got options, but I been chosen
13. “March 14”
I gotta make it, I better make it / I promise if I’m not dead then I’m dedicated
‘The Plug’ podcast: ‘Brooklyn’s Finest’ feat. Alan Williams
Sage draft advice from the Phoenix Suns center, plus we give our own NBA awards, including the Carl Lewis Award for Bravery
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In the words of one of the borough’s most iconic names in Jay-Z, “Brooklyn we go hard, we go hard.” The Plug crew did just that in Brooklyn, New York, last week for the NBA draft (and since we all still have jobs, it must not have been terrible).
Upon our return, this episode features an exclusive interview live from the draft with Phoenix Suns center Alan Williams, who sheds some light on the implications of the Suns having the No. 1 overall pick. He also shared some advice for the incoming rookies: “Don’t let where you’re drafted (or not drafted) dictate who you are in this league.” We also put ourselves in the shoes of LeBron James during free agency and redo the NBA Awards – Plug Style. Trust me on this. You do not want to miss the recipient of the Carl Lewis Award for Bravery. Here’s a hint of who it might by using this all-time great disaster as your guide.
From there, we touch on Julian Edelman’s suspension, Stephen Curry’s knowledge of male strippers and why it may not be a smart idea to jump on the hood of a car when your girl catches you cheating. As always, you can subscribe to The Plug in the ESPN App, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Kyrie Irving’s ‘Uncle Drew’ has no shortage of sneakers
Nike, Reebok, Converse: the complete lineup of kicks worn by the film’s ‘Harlem Buckets’ squad
7:52 AMHARLEM, NEW YORK — Outside the AMC Magic Johnson Harlem 9, two days ahead of the anticipated release of the summer basketball movie Uncle Drew, one parked vehicle stands out from the others. It’s a vibrant orange, yellow, red and tan 1970s-era van — the exact one driven by the movie’s lead character, a 70-something old-school hooper portrayed by Kyrie Irving, the 26-year-old point guard for the Boston Celtics.
Before an advance screening for local youth basketball teams, the suicide doors on the side of the van were cranked open, welcoming any passersby on Frederick Douglass Boulevard to take a peek inside. There, actual props were housed, from Uncle Drew’ 8-track tapes, to his coffeepot, packets of ramen noodles and dumbbells. Propped front and center in the mobile home: a fresh pair of Nike Kyrie 4s, the signature shoe Irving debuted while shooting the film last fall. The “Uncle Drew” edition of the Kyrie 4s, worn in the movie — are a primarily white shoe, with blue and orange accent and a gum-bottom sole — is set for a widespread online release on Friday, the day Uncle Drew hits theaters. Another pair of Kyrie 4s — the “Red Carpet” edition — also released as part of Nike’s Uncle Drew collection, aren’t featured in the movie.
In Uncle Drew, thought, there’s much more sneaker heat to go around. Each member of the protagonist’s Harlem Buckets squad — from Lights (Reggie Miller) to Boots (Nate Robinson) to Big Fella (Shaquille O’Neal) to Preacher (Chris Webber) to Betty Lou (Lisa Leslie), and even to Coach Dax (Lil Rel Howery) — wears a different pair of sneakers on-screen. Here’s every shoe seen on the feet of the film’s main characters, starting with the man, the myth and legend himself.
Uncle Drew in the Nike Kyrie 4
As Uncle Drew travels the country getting his old squad back together, he dons Irving’s third signature sneaker, the Nike Kyrie 3, which was originally released in December 2016. But when the Harlem Buckets hit the blacktop for the 50-year anniversary tournament at Rucker Park, Drew wears Irving’s latest signature, the Kyrie 4, which didn’t hit retail until after the movie was filmed. Spoiler: Uncle Drew gets A LOT of buckets in the Kyrie 4s.
Lights in the Nike Kyrie 3
While Uncle Drew dazzles in new sneakers, Lights does his thing in an older model of the Kyries — a pair of obsidian and metallic gold 3s that dropped in July 2017, when Irving was in his final months as a member of the Cleveland Cavaliers. True to the trademark of his real, 18-year Hall of Fame NBA career, Miller brings a 3-point prowess to the appropriately named character of Lights. But off-camera, Miller showed he still has some bounce, by throwing down a windmill dunk in the Kyrie 4s.
Boots in the Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star High
Boots trades in his orthopedics and wheelchair for a pair of white high-top Chuck Taylors that allow him to make a miraculous return to a basketball court after not even walking for years. The old-school shoes, which inspire the character’s name, give him life in the movie. And seeing the 5-foot-9-inch Robinson dunking in Chucks is pretty awesome.
Big Fella in the Reebok Shaq Attaq IV
In 1994, Reebok released the fourth signature shoe of Shaquille O’Neal’s young NBA career — the Shaq Attaq IV. Twenty years later, in 2014, the shoe was retroed for the first time. And in Uncle Drew, the Shaq Attaq IVs returned again on the feet of O’Neal’s character, Big Fella.
Preacher in the Jumpman Pro Quick
Webber, who stars in Uncle Drew as the hooper-turned-holy man known as Preacher, runs up and down the court in a pair of retro Jumpman Pro Quicks. Fun fact: These were one of the first pairs of Team Jordan shoes to drop in 1997, when Nike officially launched the Jordan Brand. The Pro Quicks were re-released last fall, and you can still find the same white, black and royal colorway Webber wears in the film for sale online.
Betty Lou in the Air Jordan 1 Mid
She doesn’t hoop in the shoes, but Preacher’s wife, Betty Lou, pulls up her church dress to reveal a pair of all-white Air Jordan 1s, while she proclaims, “We gon’ ball!” They’re not the ultracoveted Off White 1s, but still swaggy on Leslie as she channels her inner Betty Lou.
Dax in the Jumpman Pro
The Jumpman Pro — which debuted on the feet of a young Ray Allen in 1996 — was the first-ever Team Jordan shoe to be released. More than two decades later, Howery laces up a retro version of the shoe as Dax in Uncle Drew. And, without saying too much, the Harlem Buckets coach is required to pull off some Allen-esque heroics in crunch time while sporting the kicks. Also, like the Pro Quicks, you can still cop the Jumpman Pros.